The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, “Actually, I want to thank you, I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep last one for myself.”
“Fantastic!” said the husband. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.” “No problem,” said the genie, “it’s the least I can do.”
“I want a house in every country in the world,” said the wife. “Consider it done,” said the genie, “and now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had fun in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
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