A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined
with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot
right through the large front window of the biggest house along the
course. They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, “Come
on in.”
When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken
bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people
who broke my window?”
The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, “Actually, I want to thank you, I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep last one for myself.”
“Fantastic!” said the husband. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.” “No problem,” said the genie, “it’s the least I can do.”
“I want a house in every country in the world,” said the wife. “Consider it done,” said the genie, “and now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had fun in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, “Actually, I want to thank you, I’m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I’d like to do is give each of you one wish, and I’ll keep last one for myself.”
“Fantastic!” said the husband. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.” “No problem,” said the genie, “it’s the least I can do.”
“I want a house in every country in the world,” said the wife. “Consider it done,” said the genie, “and now for my wish. Because I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had fun in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
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